Name
First: Jordan
Middle: Nicholas
Last: Revon

Height: 6000 inches (Approx. 2 Earth years)
Nicknames: Ace, Dr. Bathroom

Employment
Name of Employer: League of Underwater Nations
Occupation: I am the Surgeon General of a place I made up

Do you drink alcohol: Yes

If so, how frequently: Once a day, for 8 hours

Where do you usually meet women: In hotels, or on the street

Do you enjoy dating: No

What is the most romantic thing you've ever done for a girlfriend?: I shot a dog that was attacking her.

What is the most creative gift you've ever given a girlfriend?: A purse I made from a pony that I killed with a chair.

What is the most ambitious date you've ever planned?: An expedition to the center of the Earth.

What do you want out of your next relationship with a woman? Power

List the qualities you find most attractive in a woman: Television

Describe your ideal woman: From the mountains, is new to technology, and thinks I am magic!

Why would a woman have fun on a date with you?: I would let her punch me

How important to you is sex in general and in relationships?: Not at all in the first 5 minutes, then crucial over the next 20

What do women find most attractive about you?: I am fast at sex

You will be competing with a number of men for the love of a woman on our television show.

What strategy do you have to make yourself stand out? Karate

Describe situations where you have treated a girlfriend wrong or in which you were embarrassed: I once killed my girlfriend's dog.