Saturday, January 28, 2012

Games

Games you shouldn't buy and why you shouldn't buy them
Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning
Why you shouldn't buy it: I spent 5 months (and others have been for longer) working on this game and they refused to put our names in the credits. So basically, if we tell someone we worked on a game, but our name isn't in the credits as "QA Testers", it's worthless.

Oh but hey I got a nice shirt from them. Go die 38 studios.

X-Men: Destiny
Why you shouldn't buy it: It's a piece of shit. Imagine if I walked up behind a dog and he had just shit, and you walked into it. That's what playing this game is like. Bad graphics (THIS IS 2011 AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS GAME CAME STRAIGHT OUT OF 2005)

Hey it's an X-Men game, sounds fun, right? Activision is like the Anti-Midas: Everything they touch turns to shit.
Case in point: World of Warcraft.

Games you should buy and why you should buy them
Star Wars: The Old Republic
Why you should buy it: Because I got to test this game for about a week in beta, and even though it was a rough launch (nothing like WoW's where servers down for WEEKS), I'm proud of it.

Pro: Space Combat WHAAAAATTTTT
Con: You're in al-Qaeda if you don't like a Star-Wars game.

Syndicate
Why you should buy it: Check it, the future where people have datachips in their head. Your job is to hunt down high-priced targets...and their datachips. With futuristic weapons. And you can shoot around corners. You can hack people's brains and also you rip their chips out their ears. While falling. Just watch the trailer. Here:


The multiplayer is just as awesome.

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