Monday, December 15, 2008

Thought I'd add this




This just might be the most delicious thing ever invented. I have yet to try it, but I think I will in the near future when I get enough bacon.

I want to play a game.

Figure out the movies in the correct order. Bonus cool points if you can throw in your own for me to figure out.


  1. The force is bacteria in the bloodstream.
  2. The planet is actually Earth.
  3. Kint is actually Keyser Soze.
  4. Vampires are sparkly in daylight.
  5. Snape kills Dumbledore for safety reasons.
  6. The fifth element is love.
  7. He was Tyler all along.
  8. Neo is the One.
  9. The mysterious old couple with a talking Meowth is really Team Rocket.
  10. Alucard is Dracula backwards.
  11. He was dead the whole time.
  12. Rosebud was the sled.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Number One

Hello.

And welcome to my amazing sing-a-long blog!

Basically, this was started as a way for me to bitch and whine about things outside of facebook, and also because Hunter likes to stalk me, or as she says "I showed you mine now show me yours" (he said, knowingly).



I started playing World of Warcraft again over thanksgiving break. Richard, JC, and I started playing, and it has since spread like a disease (and I use that term heavily). Now, Sherman and John are in on it, and our faggy roommate Cameron is even playing some free MMO that no one outside of Korea has heard of. I'm glad he's moving out next semester.

Moving on, my 18th birthday is fast approaching. I have hence come up with a tentative list of possible 18th-birthday activities in which to partake (in no specific order):

1. Buy a pack of clove cigarettes from the Ra shop.
2. Get a tattoo of a biohazard symbol on my right wrist.
3. Buy a cigar and smoke it (and not a crappy one, but a legit cigar)
4. Buy porn

although the porn thing is more of a dare and not so much for personal gratification.

In other news, I was looking through my closet for things to wear today and I came across a shirt I haven't been able to fit into since last year:



that's right. It's a jolly roger. I love it. I think I'm going to wear this shirt forever.


THE END.
check back tomorrow. i'm going to make this a regular thing.