R.I.P. Adam Yauch AKA M.C.A.

So, just sit back and max and relax off tracks that I kick, come on and give it up
'Cause I get funky like diaper rash and you know I'm mad spunky and I'm making cash
I've got sex rhymes like Victoria's got Secrets; to all you porno peepers who are trying to peep this
I'm Like Al Goldstein, I'm All About Screwing Lead My Team To Sixty Wins Like My Man Pat Ewing
Like getting shot out the barrel of a wave, like virgin pow on the peaks of A.K.
Like a sound that to the depths of the soul, well that's the feeling that I make my goal.

A little wine with my dinner so I'm the Grape Ape, I feel like a winner when I make a mix tape
Because I get ill when I'm on the pause button and I get my fill and you can't say nothing
More soul on this train than Don Cornelious, got the mad subwoofer pumping bass for your anus
Just getting on the mic at the monthly function, wires hitting switches connecting at the junction
Perlman's got beats and it ain't no secret, Dante found his shit and you know he freaked it
And so the story goes on and on down in S.D. 50 'till early morning.

Hope you get his autograph, dad.

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All of the Character chest palates got replaced by Lakers jerseys.

Games

Games you shouldn't buy and why you shouldn't buy them

Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning
Why you shouldn't buy it: I spent 5 months (and others have been for longer) working on this game and they refused to put our names in the credits. So basically, if we tell someone we worked on a game, but our name isn't in the credits as "QA Testers", it's worthless.

Oh but hey I got a nice shirt from them. Go die 38 studios.

X-Men: Destiny
Why you shouldn't buy it: It's a piece of shit. Imagine if I walked up behind a dog and he had just shit, and you walked into it. That's what playing this game is like. Bad graphics (THIS IS 2011 AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS GAME CAME STRAIGHT OUT OF 2005)

Hey it's an X-Men game, sounds fun, right? Activision is like the Anti-Midas: Everything they touch turns to shit.
Case in point: World of Warcraft.

Games you should buy and why you should buy them

Star Wars: The Old Republic

Why you should buy it: Because I got to test this game for about a week in beta, and even though it was a rough launch (nothing like WoW's where servers down for WEEKS), I'm proud of it.

Pro: Space Combat WHAAAAATTTTT

Con: You're in al-Qaeda if you don't like a Star-Wars game.

Syndicate

Why you should buy it: Check it, the future where people have datachips in their head. Your job is to hunt down high-priced targets...and their datachips. With futuristic weapons. And you can shoot around corners. You can hack people's brains and also you rip their chips out their ears. While falling. Just watch the trailer. Here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EotgLHqOkfs

The multiplayer is just as awesome.

Name
First: Jordan
Middle: Nicholas
Last: Revon

Height: 6000 inches (Approx. 2 Earth years)
Nicknames: Ace, Dr. Bathroom

Employment
Name of Employer: League of Underwater Nations
Occupation: I am the Surgeon General of a place I made up

Do you drink alcohol: Yes

If so, how frequently: Once a day, for 8 hours

Where do you usually meet women: In hotels, or on the street

Do you enjoy dating: No

What is the most romantic thing you've ever done for a girlfriend?: I shot a dog that was attacking her.

What is the most creative gift you've ever given a girlfriend?: A purse I made from a pony that I killed with a chair.

What is the most ambitious date you've ever planned?: An expedition to the center of the Earth.

What do you want out of your next relationship with a woman? Power

List the qualities you find most attractive in a woman: Television

Describe your ideal woman: From the mountains, is new to technology, and thinks I am magic!

Why would a woman have fun on a date with you?: I would let her punch me

How important to you is sex in general and in relationships?: Not at all in the first 5 minutes, then crucial over the next 20

What do women find most attractive about you?: I am fast at sex

You will be competing with a number of men for the love of a woman on our television show.

What strategy do you have to make yourself stand out? Karate

Describe situations where you have treated a girlfriend wrong or in which you were embarrassed: I once killed my girlfriend's dog.

Ironically, Adolf Hitler displayed more knowledge of how we treated Native Americans than American high schoolers today who rely on their textbooks. Hitler admired our concentration camps for American Indians in the west and according to John Toland, his biographer, “often praised to his inner circle the efficiency of America’s extermination—by starvation and uneven combat” as the model for his extermination of Jews and Gypsies (Rom people).